A Funny Thing Humor

I just have to tell you what happened at my brother’s house.  He and his girlfriend Stacy are living together and have a pit bull dog.  It stays mostly in the house with them except for when they’re at work, then he’s outside.  Last Saturday morning Stacy got up before Tim.  There was pieces of stuff on the floor that the pit bull had torn  up.  She picked the pieces up and glue them to a poster board.  When Tim got up, Stacy said, Tim, the dog eat something of yours and I don’t know how to tell you except show you.  She held up the poster board and there was his false teeth.  In pieces.  The dog had nawed on them and broke them in pieces.  OMG!!!!  He teeth had been hurting his lip while he was sleeping and took them out and laid them on the night stand!!  Now he won’t leave the house except to go get his New Teeth.  While I was writing this, my Barney boy was laying on the floor behind me and I heard him chewing on something.  I turned around and he was nawing on my toilet brush handle.  I guess I need to put my teeth up high when they are not in my mouth. lolololol

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About 1wanderingtruthseeker

I'm a fiftish woman that has opinions and passions about nearly everything under the sun. I love a good debate, not name calling. I believe in the Constitution , the Bill of Rights and God. I believe the government which governs the least is the best government of all. I believe in the rights of the people. I dispatched fire trucks, the Po-Po and ambulances for a long time so I have a wicked sense of dark humor and speak fluent sarcasm. I think out loud a lot times. I am offensive. But I'm offensive of everybody. Socially unacceptable, plain spoken and unashamed. If you don't want to be offend, please don't read and if you do, please consider that I'm not politically correct in any sense of the word.
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