I have a best friend who has known me for life. Back in 2006 she married a man shortly after she paid off her house. The man came in and swept her off her feet. Sex was strange. He refused to perform oral sex on her, but didn’t feel the same way about himself getting any. In the middle of the night, when her medications kicked in, he like to grab her unconscious head and put it over his penis and put it in. He never did like vaginal sex. The only way he could come is if he jacked off, anal sex or riding an ass crack. Riding an ass crack? She explained to me that when she was asleep, he could cuddle up behind her (she is once again asleep) stick his penis in the crack between her buttocks and goes to town. He has a very little penis, so the ass crack works fine for him. I told her he sounded like a perve. She says, But he treats me so well outside of the bedroom. How does he treat YOU in the bedroom about your desires? She said, He didn’t. Not one thing. I ask her if she was crazy? No, she is afraid of growing old by her self. I asked her if she was insane. Why would you rather live with someone who pretty much mooches off of you than be by yourself? I mean, no rent to pay or mortgage. What does he pay? The electric bill and groceries. I said Really? You could get a roommate and live much better.
So dear readers, what your opinion of this?