Happy Thanksgiving At 911.

Sunset Police Car

Sunset Police Car (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

House Fire

House Fire (Photo credit: PersonalMoneyNetwork)

Thanksgiving Table

Thanksgiving Table (Photo credit: PDub)

Being as I dispatched for quite some years, I like to tell how it really is at your house at the holidays,  not your facebook version.  Any time you get family together that don’t normally like each other, add alcohol and mix liberally,  somebody is gonna get an ass whopping. It starts out nice.   Everybody glad to see to see Mom, Dad and the Grandkids.  After about 30 minutes the snide remarks start popping up.  Then we get pissed at what someone said.  Or the deep oil fryer for the turkey flares up and some body is burning down the house.  The lovely candles on the fully dressed Thanksgiving table get knocked over and the table-cloth catches on fire, then the drapes.  People are amazed that the fire just took off and burned everything up.  Then you have the family members standing outside crying, dirty from the soot and their new thanksgiving outfits are ruined.  The Thanksgiving dinner is no more.  Christmas is the same but with different settings.  So HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y’ALL.

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About 1wanderingtruthseeker

I'm a fiftish woman that has opinions and passions about nearly everything under the sun. I love a good debate, not name calling. I believe in the Constitution , the Bill of Rights and God. I believe the government which governs the least is the best government of all. I believe in the rights of the people. I dispatched fire trucks, the Po-Po and ambulances for a long time so I have a wicked sense of dark humor and speak fluent sarcasm. I think out loud a lot times. I am offensive. But I'm offensive of everybody. Socially unacceptable, plain spoken and unashamed. If you don't want to be offend, please don't read and if you do, please consider that I'm not politically correct in any sense of the word.
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