Another Post in the line of The Abort Adventures of The Stinky Chair

A black and white cat.

A black and white cat. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Today, I must tell you another story of things we sit on the curb that no one wants after we sit it out there.  One of my older blogs, I wrote about when I had pneumonia and was peeing all over the chair I was sitting in and it was stinky. It when out to the curb and no one wanted it because it stank.

This was my fault too.  I forgot to empty Mo-Mo the kitty 0’s litter box for a couple of days.  It stank. Bad.  So I asked Rick if he would just take the whole thing out to the garbage can outside.  As usual, I stuck my head back into the book I was reading.  Rick came into the living room with a box and a tape gun.  He was sealing it up with the tape and he asked me if I thought anyone would open the box if he sat it outside.  I was wondering what could possible be in the box, as I tend to forget about things while otherwise occupied.  I said sure they will.  As people in my neighborhood jump on anything put on the curb.  I asked him what was in the box, and he replied, “cat turds.”  I thought I would pee myself again from laughing. Now it’s time to sit at the window and watching people opening the box!

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About 1wanderingtruthseeker

I'm a fiftish woman that has opinions and passions about nearly everything under the sun. I love a good debate, not name calling. I believe in the Constitution , the Bill of Rights and God. I believe the government which governs the least is the best government of all. I believe in the rights of the people. I dispatched fire trucks, the Po-Po and ambulances for a long time so I have a wicked sense of dark humor and speak fluent sarcasm. I think out loud a lot times. I am offensive. But I'm offensive of everybody. Socially unacceptable, plain spoken and unashamed. If you don't want to be offend, please don't read and if you do, please consider that I'm not politically correct in any sense of the word.
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2 Responses to Another Post in the line of The Abort Adventures of The Stinky Chair

  1. janna hill says:

    Let us know what their expression was when they opened the box.

throw in your 2 cents worth.

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