Jesus hold my Purse! and Bat Shit Crazy.

I was browsing around on the pinterest site and found some of the funniest saying I’ve ever seen.  One was a couple of middle age couple going to church. They started arguing and I overheard the woman telling her husband that the bible talked about forgiveness and all, but she thought Jesus would hold her purse while she kicked his ass.  I have known some people like that.

Oh, and then there is the rumor going around about how people would go crazy under a full moon?   You can’t go to far in blaming this on the Moon.  The rest of the time they are your  regular bat shit crazy folks. And we sure got a lot of calls in dispatch from bat shit crazy folks.  One time, this  lady used to call the police at night and tell dispatch that someone was in her house and were playing cards in the living room.  And she didn’t know who they were.  She told me that she had asked them to leave and they wouldn’t leave.  I sent a car over to check.  When the fellow got there the people were gone.  She told him that there was someone under her bed and she couldn’t go to sleep.  The guy looked under the bed and there was no one under there, but the officer, there on his knees looking under the bed, shouted for the people to “Get out from under there.”  This appeased the lady.  She told the officer that it was, “all better now.” and crawled back into bed.

You know, my mouth has gotten me into more trouble than I care to remember.  Even on medicine, the amount of self-control it takes to keep my mouth shut tires me out so bad that I need a nap.  I am serious about the medicine.  Before medicine, I just absolutely could NOT keep my mouth shut.

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About 1wanderingtruthseeker

I'm a fiftish woman that has opinions and passions about nearly everything under the sun. I love a good debate, not name calling. I believe in the Constitution , the Bill of Rights and God. I believe the government which governs the least is the best government of all. I believe in the rights of the people. I dispatched fire trucks, the Po-Po and ambulances for a long time so I have a wicked sense of dark humor and speak fluent sarcasm. I think out loud a lot times. I am offensive. But I'm offensive of everybody. Socially unacceptable, plain spoken and unashamed. If you don't want to be offend, please don't read and if you do, please consider that I'm not politically correct in any sense of the word.
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