Klutziest Person.

Well, I shouldn’t have been surprised.  After all I am the klutziest person around.  Yesterday, I was going to open the curtains behind the couch.  I couldn’t quit reach the curtains so I stood up on the couch to open them.  I keep forgetting that I’m not a 110 pounds any more.  I went to step off the couch, backwards.  It’s amazing what all can run thru your mind as you are falling. “oh no! I’m going to hit the T.V. tray, no I’m going to hit the corner of the coffee table.”  Luckily, I didn’t hit anything but the floor.  I laid there are a moment or two to see if anything is broken.  Rick came running into the living room, as I made a pretty big noisy landing.  He grabbed me under the arms and pulled me into a standing position.  That’s a lot of weight to dead lift.  I saw his arms shaking.  If he had just left me alone, I could have gotten up by myself, seeing as how nothing was broken.  At least we have a good solid hard wood floor.

Then, I made a lovely meat loaf recipe using sage and dry mustard.  I got the meat loaf out of the oven and was pouring off the grease in the pan from the cooking.  After successfully doing that, I went to set it on the counter.  I must have not set it up there level because it fell off the counter and hit upside down on the floor.  Oh well.  At least Barney had a good supper that night.

Going to another Lady Cousins get together tonight.  Should be some good fun.  I promise I will stay off the couch and not handle any food tonight.

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About 1wanderingtruthseeker

I'm a fiftish woman that has opinions and passions about nearly everything under the sun. I love a good debate, not name calling. I believe in the Constitution , the Bill of Rights and God. I believe the government which governs the least is the best government of all. I believe in the rights of the people. I dispatched fire trucks, the Po-Po and ambulances for a long time so I have a wicked sense of dark humor and speak fluent sarcasm. I think out loud a lot times. I am offensive. But I'm offensive of everybody. Socially unacceptable, plain spoken and unashamed. If you don't want to be offend, please don't read and if you do, please consider that I'm not politically correct in any sense of the word.
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