Crazy Animals

Everybody knows that I have psychotic animals.  Rick brought two brushes for the

\animals.  You can’t brush Barney because he wants to eat the brush.  So, I have been

\brushing MoMo the kitty-o and Muffin with the same brush.  As I’m brushing MoMo, I

sing, “I’m brushing dog cooties on you. Brushing dog cooties, Brushing dog cooties on

you.”  This morning, Rick put Muffin in my lap (being as how Muffin would bite me if I

pick her up) so I could brush her.  As I’m brushing Muffin, MoMo comes flying out of the

bedroom and stands in the doorway.  Eyes all big and black (meaning I’m mad as hell)

looking at Muffin.  Then MoMo jumps in to my lap, nose to nose with Muffin and wants to

get brushed too.  So I was making a stroke on Muffin then one for MoMo.  Being as how I

didn’t want anyone to get their feeling hurt.

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About 1wanderingtruthseeker

I'm a fiftish woman that has opinions and passions about nearly everything under the sun. I love a good debate, not name calling. I believe in the Constitution , the Bill of Rights and God. I believe the government which governs the least is the best government of all. I believe in the rights of the people. I dispatched fire trucks, the Po-Po and ambulances for a long time so I have a wicked sense of dark humor and speak fluent sarcasm. I think out loud a lot times. I am offensive. But I'm offensive of everybody. Socially unacceptable, plain spoken and unashamed. If you don't want to be offend, please don't read and if you do, please consider that I'm not politically correct in any sense of the word.
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