Good Morning Readers! ( and I hope there is more than one reader ). Today, I would like
to share with you my theory of the zombie outbreak. There are more reports out about the
little flesh eating zombies in the east- southeast United States. A report from Louisiana on
June 2 states that a man high on meth and bath salts attacked his ex-wife’s significant
other and bit his face. He tore a big chunk of his face out. I guess he really likes
an open face sandwich. Or some kind of gumbo? But would it be cajun or roux recipes??
In Tampa Florida police arrested a man outside of the Boston Market. He was in a fight
with another man blocking the entrance. When the police arrived the man was resisting
arrest and told the cops that he wanted to eat their face. He made biting and jaw snapping
sounds at the officers. He was on bath salts, E and Marijuana. I guess he didn’t get his fill
at the Boston Market.
Now on to the case in Connecticut. This was in a wig store. The owner of the store was
watching surveillance and observed the woman put a wig and other things in her bag. As
she was exiting the store the owner stopped her. She bit his face and ran off. The police
found her down the street in front of some kind of federal building. ( feds in on
this? ) Maybe trying to get back into the federal building? She was trying to bite the
officers and they had to be taken to the hospital to check for bite marks.
Seeing as how drugs play a large part this incidents, I have to think that something else is
being put into the drugs. Have any of you noticed the flesh eating disease?? I think that
the genes from the flesh eating disease have been put into the bath salts. Just think for a
minute. Could a flesh eating disease snorted up the nose cause these people to have
a craving for human flesh? Would that be called taking a ‘bite out of crime?